Monkey’s Mom (MM) watched Turkey this weekend and he had so much fun. As soon as he saw MM again the conversation went like this…
Turkey: I MISSED YOU!
MM: You did?
Turkey: I love you.
Later on, I asked Turkey why he loved MM so much:
Me: Why do you love MM so much?
Turkey: Because…umm…she is my fwend. AND…
SHE HAS PRETTY EYES and BIG BOOBIES.
And that my friends, is from the mouth of Turkey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeKyUEWYTyk
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