Turkey likes to say how much my cat, Dexter, loves him more. According to Turkey, they go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy back:
Turkey: Mom, Dexter is MINE.
Me: No, he is definitely MINE.
Turkey: Nope, he loves me more.
Turkey: Yes, he really does love me more.
Me: How is that possible?
Turkey: Because we were in your tummy together.
Turkey: Yes, I remember. We punched your stomach together to get out and that is why we are brothers.
Me: That must have been SOME burrito that I ate!