*Go to work….
*Clean the bathrooms
*Do the dishes
*Sift cat litter
*Eat bananas….no scratch that one
Than do homework with my kid!
Me: Turkey, you need to finish your homework and not lay all over the kitchen table! This is how someday you will get a good job! My boss doesn’t allow me to lie on tables at work!
Turkey: Well, my job WILL let me lie on tables!
#goodlord
#hestryingtokillme