Auntie Love

Monkey’s Mom (MM) watched Turkey this weekend and he had so much fun. As soon as he saw MM again the conversation went like this…

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Turkey: I MISSED YOU!

MM: You did?

Turkey: I love you.

Later on, I asked Turkey why he loved MM so much:

Me: Why do you love MM so much?

Turkey: Because…umm…she is my fwend. AND…

SHE HAS PRETTY EYES and BIG BOOBIES.

And that my friends, is from the mouth of Turkey!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeKyUEWYTyk

#turkeyisms

#turkeytruths

Run Away Turkey

Turkey is going to stay at his Nana and Papa’s for two weeks in Utah. He was very excited to go see them, however, the car trip there was quite a long one for him! So, TD and TM did our best to entertain and distract him….

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As you may or may not have noticed by now. Turkey LOVES his dinky and even though TM has tried to give it up, she is too weak when it comes to Turkey’s tantrums. TM would rather have PEACE, so dinky or his plug as his Nana calls it, gets shoved back in!

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However, Nana is determined she will break Turkey’s dinky habit and thus this is the conversation we had on our very, LONG trip:

TD: Turkey, you know Nana is NOT going to let you keep your dinky!

Turkey: I know, I don’t need dinky! (He hides dinky under his butt)

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TM: Good boy Turkey!

Turkey: Nana NO TAKE TURKEY’S DINK!

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TM: Turkey, you know Nana won’t like you to have it. She wants you to talk to her!

Turkey: No

TM: Turkey, I am pretty sure Nana will take your dinky, so what will you do?

Turkey: (matter of factly) Turkey will RUN AWAY!

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TM: haha you cannot run away from Nana!

Turkey: Yes, Turkey will RUN AWAY!

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#maytheforcebewithnana

#ourrunawayturkey

#wewillseeifnanawins